My RHS Diploma practical results are due any day and I must be subconsciously more jittery about it than I’m prepared to admit. Last night I dreamt I’d got the results through and though I’d scraped a pass, I got 0/100 on one of the papers – not one I remembered sitting. One question was four pages long, another was on Bulgarian chaffinches and another on a Batman romper suit – did it or did it not protect against radiation? In my dreamstate I was torn between wishing I’d applied myself more to the bird ident and arguing with the examiner about the length of questions.
Can I just have the real results please? I’d quite like to get back to my normal I-promised-to-be-somewhere-missing-the-train-suitcase-with-ticket-in-is-in-a-hotel-bathroom-on-Jupiter-have-to-find-an-astronaut-he’s-having-dinner-in-restaurant-in-a-coal-mine-won’t leave-without-blue-fish-from-tank-but-tank-is-marine-aquarium-can’t-find-any-salt-train-left-10mins-ago-impossible-situation-may-as-well-wake-up dreams that I’m used to. OK, sometimes my dreams are much more fun than that, but I’m not describing them any time soon.
4 Responses to “Embarrassing dreams”
And I thought Tony was a bit strange………
Must be something in the pollen!
Must be something in the air. Sproglet who is also waiting on exam results came downstairs about a week ago, ashen faced, informed me that she dreamed she'd got GGC – and one hundred in wolf. But she wasn't sure whether the wolf was a pass or not. And as she would say, LOL. HK
HK – That's made me feel a whole lot better!!
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